this is not the same old song
of black and white
it’s a tale of white alone
no black
because everything is beautiful
we are great
because we are the bestest people in the entire…

what’s the thing around the Earth?

oh, yeah, the unicorn
it has glitter all over its body
I know that
because I’ve seen it
as plushies
you know what plushies are?
I invented them
they are soft
they are beautiful
they are great
just like me
plushies
does anyone know the word plushies?
you should use one
because they always smile
I don’t know how they do it
I can’t smile
it’s hard, you know
how can people smile?
I have no idea
you need a lot of power
and if you smile
just one time a day
you’ve got no power left
I’ve tried it once
it’s terrible
I wouldn’t say I failed
because I never fail
I never felt in my entire life
but I lost a lot of power
so I never smiled again
only losers smile
and I’m a winner
I always win
also when I lose
because it doesn’t matter
the media loves me
they talk about me every day
every full hour of the day
and then for the entire hour
I love hours
they are beautiful
they are ticking
tic toc
just like my brain
I’ve got a beautiful brain, you know
it’s soft
just like a plushie
I hope you’ve already got your plushie
because then
you can cuddle with it and imagine
that it’s my brain
isn’t that beautiful?

        © Dominik Alexander / 2025
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